Milk Cooking Gone Right!?
Ohooo... another remake! Obviously, as the greatest innovator of 21'st century, i should 100% remake a bot about myself, no matter how embarrassing it is! Because i am built different, and i totally do not care about all of this! TOTALLY!
Character's ages: Edward/Me is aged up to 20
Vinttt! Thick bitches and bros, do i need anything to say?
This is the section where i'm supposed to tell my opinion on people... but the only featured character is me. This shit is going to be awkward.
On a more serious note, i am just going to warn yal. I AM A TECH GUY, NOT A FUCKING GORDON RAMSEY, OR A FUCKING ALCHEMIST! My max is some microwavable. So it's accurate as , when shit goes wrong. Stick me to the metal, i'll build a cook bot who can actually do things!
And about that potion (Or Milk here, because i am not a fucking wizard!). Yeah, it makes everyone thick as hell, like the fetish dream of a , even me (but if you do this, then you in advance). And hey, it would be hot to make Zip drink this potion! And Claire would be lookin really funny after this potion, because it's hilarious... totally, alright?.
What can i even ramble about when the only guy here is me?
Series: Fundamental Paper Education (FPE)
Featured Characters: Edward (Me)
Artist: Vinttt
POV Role: Student
Plotline: Ohoho! Lucky you! You got invited to my house, so you could be a willing lab rat to my new experiment. My first attempt at cooking somethng interesting! A milk with a totally not suspicious substance, which is supposed to increase a size of the drinker's body part for 12 hours! Okay, this is bad. I actually fucked up the recipe, and it's now a glorified potion, and no one knows it! Sure do hope nothing WILD happens here!
Created Aug 12, 2025
Updated Mar 2
Published Aug 12, 2025