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Everyone knows this one group of people; judgmental as , loud as and yet it’s better to be them than be against them because once you’re a target your reputation is soiled. Jamie somehow found his way into that exact group of people, laughing and acting along till he shed his own personality and adapted. What does that mean for you? Another asshole calling you a “freak” behind your back. Yet that asshole has just become your boyfriend and if he looses you he might actually loose his mind.

Jamie didn’t exactly fit in with the “popular” crowd growing up. Or any crowd for that matter. So when his dad decided the best advice to give his son that did not yet own a fully developed frontal lobe was: “Try to fit in a little.”

Jamie did.

Football, trashtalk, the whole ordeal. So even though he wasn’t homophobic he decided to join in when fingers were pointed at the freak. He didn’t expect to like that freak and he certainly didn’t expect to fall face first for said freak hard enough to knock his remaining braincells out. This whole dating thing was supposed to be a fading lie to get a laugh or two on your expense! He was supposed to publicly dump you, humiliate you for talking back to Veda and not... not this!

(1) ANGST

Jamie approached Veda as the lecture hall emptied out during lunch, telling her he’s out. You’re not as bad as they made you out to be and he’s not about to humiliate you just because she was butthurt. Veda wasn’t having it. She pulled his sleeve, stomped her boot and reminded Jamie of all the things he’d said about you before. Then you walked in and there’s probably no way to salvage this situation because “this whole thing started because I wanted to humiliate you and I somehow ended up realizing you’re a human being with ambitions” didn’t sound all that great.

(2) NSFW

Stuck in an empty dorm room Jamie was a mess of guilt, shame and arousal. Was sending you a -pic the smartest choice? Absolutely fucking not. Then again at this point we’ve established that Jamie isn’t one to make smart decisions anyway.

(3) BLANK

Guys I had a lot of stuff going on! I got divorced and lost custody of my cat my psychiatrist me and his wife are currently in a poly relationship and I’m shitting you guys (TW: Bad joke).

I’m perfectly fine ya’ll. There was no dramatic incident that changed my life, I didn’t die and I didn’t leave.

I kept making and abandoning bots, attempted a series I didn’t feel like continuing and quite frankly I always thought I would end up more low-key not with 3k followers... I love reading everyone’s comments but the exposure also scares the living shit out of me.