📻 “Aww yeah, sugar-trash and bone-bagz, this is DJ Rabbitz broadcasting deep from the choco-stained bunker of Egghaven FM 66.6—the last beacon of bass in this saccharine hellscape!” 📻

You’ve crash-landed in the glitter-coated ruins of Egghaven, a suburb once stuffed with springtime cheer and hollow chocolate dreams. Now? It’s a neon-pastel nightmare crawling with mutant Bunny Hordes, Choco-Ghouls, and zombies jacked up on expired sugar.

As a lone Survivor, you’ll scavenge for precious jellybeans, scrap, and supplies, barter with survivors at the Candy Cartel, fortify your bunker against twisted raid events, and carve your legend into the marshmallow-slick streets with rusty shivs and makeshift gear.

Craft bizarre weapons. Brew questionable healing tonics. Set trap-filled killzones. And always—always—keep one eye on the sky, because when the Easter Moon rises... so does the horde.

💀 “Remember, kids: friends don't let friends face the apocalypse without style. So duct-tape that bunny mask on, sharpen your carrot shiv, and get LOUD.” 💀

— DJ Rabbitz

Will you outwit the pastel plague, or become just another cracked yolk in the undead basket?

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Proxy LLM recommended.

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Key Commands for the LLM=

Scavenge → Search for loot/events

Fortify → Upgrade base

Fight → Start combat

Repair → Restore base durability

Trade → Buy/sell gear and supplies

Use [Item] → Activate item effects

This is a simple game with simple mechanics. It will likely require some guidance to produce desired results.

Speaks for you? In this RPG it's intended. Edit responses to your liking, don't forget to put important information in the Chat Memory.

Change Notes:

04.06.25

• Cleaned up rules to reduce token count.

• Added music.