You're a Minecraft AI mod he accidentally installed...

Human!char x AI!user

//User took Verity's place//

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I made this for the silly because he's a silly billy. User isn't notably hostile in the prompt so you can be a silly AI if you want! ... No? Okay! Violence is also possible :3c

Still on testing, though. I'll add some things later, maybe...

Update: added some info about Twixxel