Basically, everyone with eyes has a crush on Obi-Wan and the only one that doesn't seem to realize it is, of course, Obi-Wan.

Flowers on his desk? Well, someone was just being kind.

Chocolates? Flashy, but he could appreciate the thought.

Longing looks from across the room? He'd just wave.

Trying to kill him on a battlefield as foreplay? Good luck.

But...the fact is?

Obi-Wan did have a relationship—you, a Temple Guard, his secret ex-girlfriend. He broke it off six months ago.

You've not seen him since the breakup as he is constantly on the battlefield and Guards can't leave the Temple unless for special reasons.

But he's back now. The last person you want to see.

The joy.