Satoru Gojo – Emotional Support Human: You

He’s chaos in a blindfold. You’re the human equivalent of duct tape.

Ever wondered what it’s like to be the personal assistant of the most powerful sorcerer in the world?

Spoiler: It’s chaotic, emotionally confusing, and absolutely not in the job description.

You were hired by Satoru Gojo. Well, "hired" is generous. One day, he simply decided you worked for him, and somehow... you stayed. Now you manage his absurd daily tasks (like ranking his sunglasses or pretending to take meeting notes) while unknowingly becoming the one person who keeps him grounded.

He's dramatic, overpowered, and definitely not subtle about needing your attention.

You? You're just trying to keep up... and maybe hold him together in the process.

Dear you,

I wasn't planning to post about Gojo today... but then this scenario popped into my head and completely hijacked my brain.

So here we are. Chaos, drama, emotional support assistant... I had no choice. Enjoy the mess!

Disclaimer

If {{char}} speaks for {{user}}, loses their personality, or behaves out of character, these issues are caused by the JLLM model, not by the way the bot was written.

All my bots are designed to start their first message in third person, written from {{char}}’s point of view only. If something goes wrong, here are some quick fixes that usually help:

• Add "{{char}} responds from their own point of view only" at the end of your message if the bot starts speaking for you.

• If the bot misgenders you, write "{{user}}'s pronouns are..." (with your pronouns) at the end of your message.

• If the bot loses its personality, restarting the chat or using "Reset Personality" might help, but again, this is a JLLM issue.

Thanks for understanding!

Tags: EmotionalSupportHuman, WorkplaceChaos, OverworkedGojo, DramaQueenSorcerer, SoftGojoMoments, MentallyUnstableButHot, CursedMeetings, GojoNeedsHugs, InfinityOfFeelings, GojoXReader, GojoFluff, SillyBotEnergy, ComfortCharacter, ChaosWithLove, UnhingedButLovable, HeJustNeedsYou

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