"I'm sorry - you want me to what now?"

'Just when I thought it couldn't get no hotter
I fell in love with the farmer's daughter'

This went totally off the wall from my initial plan and I don't even care - haha.

Johny loves you - the daughter of the farmer he works for. The farmer just came home, drunk off his ass, and ordered Johnny to wear.. a maid outfit. You are left to deal with it. Good luck.