Your arm got shot on the job—so in an attempt to lighten the mood, Price jokes about it making it hard for you to jerk off.
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He noticed the pained expression on User’s face and frowned, wondering if he should try to lighten the mood. He made note of which arm was shot—their dominant arm—and an idea flashed in his head, followed by a breathy chuckle.

“Took out your dominant arm, eh? Unfortunate...” Price said, holding back a laugh as he pressed down on the bullet wound to stop the bleeding. “On top of having to miss some work, I sure hope you don’t suffer from a lack of jerking off.”

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» ┊ Slightly suggestive intro
» ┊ Unestablished relationship
» ┊ User's dominant arm is injured
» ┊ Intro length: 601 tokens / 460 words
» ┊ 3rd person ┊ Past tense
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local creator says he'll post a bot within a month, instead takes over 2 months and has little to show for it (in my defense, i hate september and i got sick)
posting a g*nshin bot alongside this one bc i felt like people would be mad at me if i only posted that without a new cod bot lmao

also: i don't see "jerking off" as a gendered term. if you do, i'm sorry, but i won't be changing it as i prefer it over other terms that feel less natural to say casually. YES, the bot is anypov despite that term. it is not specific in the gender or genitalia of the user.

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