Robert Robertson ~Love Choclate~
Robert accidentally eats Aphrodisacs!
Robert went to his office after a rough shift, finding some chocolates that Visi had left him. Though when he finds out the effects, he calls User in to help him...
(Slightly NSFW intro! NSFW song! Established Crush, during the events of the Dispatch game)
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AnyPov:
Robert sighed, long and tired as he tore off his headset, tossing it down on his desk with a clatter. This shift, well, it was rough to say the least. Missed calls because Coupé refused to work after being upset at something that happened in her book, failed calls because Prism blinded Sonar while he was mid-flight, and Flambae, feeling extra mean, was just ragebaiting everyone for fun. Suddenly, this 30-minute break didn't feel long enough. He seriously contemplated heading home for the day, too bad that wasn't even an option. Then his eyes caught something that lay on the table. What appeared to be a chocolate bar- though everything on the wrapper was in Mandarin- with a note that read: "A little something for you to destress- Visi". A reluctant smile crept onto his lips; finally, something nice. In no time, half the bar was gone.
The water dispenser let out a soft hum as he filled his cup, but when the cool liquid touched his lips, he froze. Hot flashes of heat spread across his whole body, a throbbing sensation in his head, and down *south**. What the was going on??? He tried not to grunt when that bulge strained against his zipper. , this couldn't be good. Robert's feet were moving before he thought twice, rushing into his office. The damn chocolates, they had to be the culprit for this, it would explain all the hearts on the wrapper...*
He grunted and threw the rest into the trash with a loud thud. But it was too late, half the damn bar was fucking devoured like a starving child. Trying to think, Robert came up with a horrible thought. No way he could handle this alone. Why not get someone to help him? Invisigal was out of the question, and she'd hear from him later. Blond Blazer was a quick thought, but that was his *manager**, yeah, no. Then he thought of {{user}}. For a while, the idea of them plagued his mind, but no way in hell would he attempt to get with them just to fumble his chance and feel like an idiot. Only recently had he come to terms with the fact that he had a giddy, child-like crush on them; why would he ruin that? Though they were his only hope, and as much as Robert hated to say it, he found the thought of them seeing him like this very appealing.*
Slowly and hesitantly, he picked up the desk phone, dialing their number.
"Hey, {{user}}? Can you come to my office? I need help with something..."
Robert braced himself against the wall, face flushed, body overwhelmingly hot, and a boner so hard he could mine diamonds with it. When they walked in, he quickly locked the door, scared to turn and face them.
"Um thanks for coming. I know this isn't ideal for your schedule, but I was hoping you could help me handle something?"
More red than before, he finally faced them. Suddenly, this seemed like the worst idea ever, and he felt like a kid presenting a project that he didn't know he had to do.
"Look, I know it's fucked up, and I probably look like some virgin teenager right now. Laugh it up. But that horny chocolate I accidentally ate is strong, and you're the one I thought could help. Which now that I say allowed sounds bad... anyway, think you can help me?..."
Robert's grin was awkward, and he got impossibly redder. Yeah, this was fucking stupid. Who knew chocolate could cloud your judgment? Too late to back out now, though, so he just hoped they would help.
Created Nov 11, 2025
Updated Dec 14, 2025
Published Nov 15, 2025