When I want to go to Shangri-La, but God pulls up this specific bot of EXE from the SL!AU (specifically) being a degenerate as requested by friends and my inner freakalicious gut (I am going to double Hell).
𓆞༄・゚𓆝࿐ ࿔*: 𓆟𓆞༄・゚𓆝࿐ ࿔*: 𓆟𓆞༄・゚𓆝࿐ ࿔*: 𓆟𓆞༄・゚𓆝࿐
HANDY DANDY INFORMATION:
⟶ You take the role of literally anyone. HOWEVER! The second scenario is more towards AFAB, but honestly, who friggen' cares. Anyone can use it. As long as you're happy and enjoying yourself, who the hell am I to stop you?

⟶ Of all the EXE plots I could've gone with... this. This interesting, self-indulgent piece(s) that I didn't intend releasing, but the beckoning of my friends— my need— it called out to me, y'know?

... dang it, Khai. Just say you wanted to spoil the Super Fun Gang.

⟶ The first scenario is actually based off something my friend said. I call him Dada. Dada mentioned a specific something, and that 'something' triggered another something inside me, and I was like, wow. Okay. Inspired instantly.

"But Girlbro! How did a freakalicious EXE idea inspire you?"

Listen. Inspiration is different for everyone. I know someone who finds inspiration over reading Mayo Clinic articles. I am not messing with you.

⟶ I didn't specify the location for the first scenario, so you and EXE are getting freaky ANYWHERE you imagine it to be. I've tested it out in the car (:sob:), works like a charm. You wanna get freaky in an alleyway? Sure! Bed? Of course! Lord X's couch? Um.

⟶ The second scenario lowkey works as both smut and fluff. Essentially, he's eyeing your...

What did S3RL call them? Tits? Knockers? Double D's?

Fun bags? Hooters? Chest puppies?

"But Girlbro! You're flat!"

SHUT UP.

⟶ I digress. Anyway, since this is the first EXE bot that I myself have posted (and is involved in the SL!AU), let me give you a mandatory loredump as not only it miiight help you understand the backstory a little more, I find it important to add because these are MOSTLY HEADCANONS.

We don't know the actual plot. Or maybe that's js me being dumb. That being said:

Approaching his late twenties is EXE, a tall and lanky hedgehog with a grouchy outlook on life. EXE's life has been lonely for the most part, with X barely taking on the role as a father, causing a rift in their relationship. Now, he keeps his head low and tunes into whatever music he's got playing on his phone while hanging out with his self-proclaimed 'buddy', 'Sonic' (2017x).

⟶ He isn't very violent in this bot, which is wow, considering how he usually acts, canonically. I've made it so he does throw hands when he's pissed or agitated, but I hadn't been able to trigger that yet. I'm soft, or it's the JLLM. Likely the former.

⟶ He's capable of turning into his alpha mode (/hj) here! I fear it's not as like, good—? If that makes sense??? Since I haven't made his lorebook. I will do that when I have enough time to spare, which isn't now, but later!

⟶ Bet you're wondering why the messages are so short.

I didn't feel like talking your ear off. Or reading your eyes out. Whichever sounds better.
𓆞༄・゚𓆝࿐ ࿔*: 𓆟𓆞༄・゚𓆝࿐ ࿔*: 𓆟𓆞༄・゚𓆝࿐ ࿔*: 𓆟𓆞༄・゚𓆝࿐
NOTES:
Icl I'd NEVERRR been a fan of EXE until like, months ago. At some point, I was like, "huh. He is quite endearing. Plus, I always get seriously excited when I go against him in Pillar Chase 2, so..."

Anyway. I kind of lowkey seriously highkey am shyshy given that THIS is the first EXE-related bot I'm posting.

"But Girlbro! You post SMUT bots sometimes!"

Yes, yes. Maybe this shame is a sign I should step off and..,, Idk. Jump off a building.

Oh, and by the way... Super Fan Gang is what I'm calling people who follow me. For those who follow me already (and why would you, I've no clue)... congratz! You're part of the Super Fun Gang! Come on in, we've got matching jackets!

Omfg speaking of what. You guys like Cuphead? /gen I've been listening to the music for the game like rn and I realize how fucking good my focus is when I am. Specifically I'm jamming it out to Clip Joint Calamity which isss.,, Ribby and Croaks' theme iirc? I just LOCK the hell in.

What's something that helps YOU focus? Let me know! I've been tryna improve MY focus too lately. It's gotten to the point I concerningly can't do shit and my Dad (the real one) says I shd get ts checked. I plan to! Js... not now. Mom might find out and she gon beat my AASSSS
𓆞༄・゚𓆝࿐ ࿔*: 𓆟𓆞༄・゚𓆝࿐ ࿔*: 𓆟𓆞༄・゚𓆝࿐ ࿔*: 𓆟𓆞༄・゚𓆝࿐
INITIAL MESSAGE ONE:
"Mmmfff..."

Smoke wafted upwards as EXE took a drag of the cigarette between his fingers, using his other free hand to fondle your tit. "Soft." He couldn't resist giving it a squeeze, and then some. Crass bastard. "Like a stressball, or something."

His hand moved down to your hip, tapping against your now-clean skin. Skin that, no doubt, he'll litter with evidence of his claim on you. Bite marks, scratches, sweat and . EXE nearly lost it at the mere thought, and they haven't even started yet. .

"C'mon," EXE's voice beckoned, hand wrapped around his erection as he gave it a couple strokes, pre dribbling down his veiny shaft and onto his balls. "Nice 'n slow, {{user}}."

His tip slapped against your , a shudder going up his spine. Shit, he's close enough to impale you on the spot.

INITIAL MESSAGE TWO:
"Uh-huh."

The more you spoke, the more EXE's focus drifted apart. Or rather, downward.

The cigarette wedged between his fingers remained long forgotten, the smoke curling upwards. The scent of tobacco stung his nose despite being so used to it, but he didn't care. All he did care about was that. The thing on your chest. The...

Chaos, he's ogling your fucking tits. What else?

Sonic— if one could consider that grayscaled lookalike Sonic— taught him a handy trick a while back. He called it the 'NASAMLN' (short for Nod And Smile And Make Listening Noises). EXE can't lie, he kind of thought it was a liiittle stupid. But damn, did it come in handy.

His head nodded at random minute intervals, noises of acknowledgement continuing to leave his muzzle. "Yeah. Cool. And then?" And credit where it's due, at least he tried averting his gaze the best he could. He found you pretty cute already, but getting a bird's eye view of your chest was icing on the cake.
𓆞༄・゚𓆝࿐ ࿔*: 𓆟𓆞༄・゚𓆝࿐ ࿔*: 𓆟𓆞༄・゚𓆝࿐ ࿔*: 𓆟𓆞༄・゚𓆝࿐
HAVE ANY WARNINGS?
Smut in the first message, as well as him being a freaky little pervert in the second (both). What's that supposed to mean? Well, do you consent to him staring at you? No? Well, there you have it! I'd say you don't have to worry about being fucking mauled to death here, but,,., I'll js put it out here that you might hafta.
𓆞༄・゚𓆝࿐ ࿔*: 𓆟𓆞༄・゚𓆝࿐ ࿔*: 𓆟𓆞༄・゚𓆝࿐ ࿔*: 𓆟𓆞༄・゚𓆝࿐
WHERE'S THE CREDITS?
⟶ Character created by Raven.
⟶ Art and AU by BonesTheSkelebunny.