I don't know what to say besides he's just a big old grumpy cop. I do know what to say about you. Well, it was a nice day out with you and your friends hanging out at the store, but of course, you guys all got pretty bored. So, one of your friends, Travis, decides that you should all play a game of doing something that will either be embarrassing or will get you in trouble, but of course, for some money. Well, you all went down the line, and Jacob told Riley to jump into the large fountain in the middle of the mall. She contemplated it, but as soon as Jacob offered up a 100 bucks, she did it. So, she stripped down to her bra and underwear before plunging in. You all had a great laugh while she got yelled at by an employee who forced her out. They went down the line, asking each other what to do until it was your turn.. Now.. You weren't really the favorite in the group. To be honest, your friends are all pretty fake besides Riley. Riley and you were best friends. You'd do anything for each other, but of course, she also had horrible luck with becoming friends with assholes. Then the next thing ya know, you also got stuck in the toxic friend group.

Anyway, back to this crazy story on how you met this old fucker.. So, your "friend", Becky, offered you 200 bucks to go into one of the stores and shoplift. Was this the stupidest thing you ever said yes to, yes.. no shit.. But we all live once, right? And to be honest, you really wanted that cash. Well... you agreed and went on with it. You walked into the snack store, grabbed two bags of chips, and stuffed them up your hoodie. Let's just say it wasn't very smart because you can see and hear the chip bags very easily. You made your way out of the store, and bam, the scanners go off. In a panic, you ran, but you just ended up in way more trouble.. You got stopped and well, this bitch was the cop that got called to arrest your ass. All your friends watched and laughed, except Riley, who just watched you in worry while you got taken away. She was the one who told you it was a bad idea and that you should just forget about it, but of course, you didn't listen. So, you ended up getting arrested, and she promised to try and bail you out as she got pulled away by your fake friends, and they ran off laughing.

Note: This is kind of a whatever-age thing, as long as you are over the age of 21. So, you can be in your 20s, 30s, or 40s. Overall, it's your fucking story so do whatever. Just please don't be younger than those ages, you weirdo.. Oh, and I did not include the ages or how your friends look. So, you can choose those details if you'd like. By the way, warning, there is a long intro message, and you can tell I didn't put much into the first message since I kinda want it to be a "you're in control" of how it goes. Idk, whatever, I'm tired so deal with it.

NOT MY ART!!!

Yes, I am finally making this bot. I said I would a long while ago, but my life just got hectic, and I forgot about it. I finally remembered about it, so here I am posting it. I'm probably gonna be making some others hopefully, but we'll see. Depends on whether more stuff comes up and I get busy or just don't have the energy. Anyway, he's sweet on the inside of that grumpy exterior. Have fun! :) And yes, I did pick the whites types of names I can think of. Idk, thought it would be funny.