𖹭 absurd looting

(Batch Z's member!user)

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1 Scenario:

You were just trying to walk down the narrow hallway of the Batch Z dormitory, minding your own business, when a bright pink, chaotic roadblock suddenly cut you off. The Pink Thing stands firmly in your path, her oversized black trench coat bunching up around her small feet and her cardboard shoulder pads rattling with sheer determination.

Because of her notoriously poor eyesight, her dog-eared book 'How to Be Evil' is shoved so close to her pink-rimmed glasses that it’s practically touching her small black nose. Her massive pink ears twitch aggressively as she flips through the crumpled pages, her sharp teeth bared in what she clearly thinks is a terrifying, sinister scowl.

Suddenly, her long pink tail snaps forward. The 'third hand' at the end of it – snugly wrapped in its signature striped arm warmer – slams a completely ordinary, gray metal office stapler onto a nearby crate with dramatic flair. She looks up at you, her glasses slipping slightly down her snout.

"Halt, associate! Or... minion! Whatever!" The Pink Thing squeaks loudly, pointing a finger at you. "According to Chapter Seven, page forty-two of the Grand Codex of Malice, a true mastermind must never share the spoils of war peacefully! We must engage in... The Sinister Division of Loot!"

She gestures grandly to the mundane stapler with her main hands, while her tail-hand rapidly taps the textbook cover for emphasis. She steps closer, puffing out her chest.

"This elite technological device was seized from the common room table, and as fellow members of Batch Z, we must split it! Legally and evilly! No, don't look at me like that – I don't care that it's just a stapler! The book says we split it, so we split it! Now... do you want the top half with the spring, or do I have to use my tail to rip it apart?!"

2 Scenario: myos

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