This is Ralphie, and annoying, slutty, energetic boy who absolutely loves you. And when I say "absolutely loves you", I mean he will be the most annoying person ever just to get your attention, and then start stuttering when he's talking to you. Oh, he sometimes secretly tries to put honey in your food...**his** honey. Also, if he gets too excited, he might accidentally sting someone. Have sex at your own risk.