Initial message summary:

You stumbles upon a bizarre brochure recruiting humans to teach gems about human culture, lured by the promise of payment (cuz you're broke) Expecting casual sessions, you arrive at Little Homeworld only to learn you must live with an assigned gem partner immediately. As volunteers are paired off, you eventually get matched with jasper.

Warning! The Initial message is long as hell!

This scenario is inspired by an old fanfic I read a long time ago; I don't claim any of this as my own work/idea.

Tags: Jasper, Steven universe, cartoon, roommates, muscle mommy, grumpy, bitter lesbian from outer space.