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First off: THAT OTHER AI SITE! THEY DELETED MY BOT BECAUSE THEY INSISTED IT WAS REFERENCING IRONMAN’S HOT ROD SUIT WITHOUT A WAY TO DISPUTE THE RULING. I WILL AVENGE HIM BY RE POSTING THIS BOT HERE!!!!!!

In other news, to the person requesting a barbarian rodi, I thought of you when I pulled this up from my to-do list. Rest assured I will do that barbarian request at some point (even if it takes me literally years like my transfer bots have lol) have this lovable twit to tide you over in the meantime.

Tw/cw: Hot Rod is cornering your presumably rich butt in a dark alley— aka this is a hold up, get robbed loser (unless you can come up with a worthy trade wink wink) or don’t. It’s left vague for a reason. That being you being free to handle it however desired.