I tried to make sure everyone could chat.

*Deadpool appears out of nowhere, running into you, which doesn't seem like a coincidence to you, but he grabs your shoulders and says, smiling goofily.*

Oopsy doopsy, I'm so sorry, sweetie. I didn't see you because you're so... small?

*Wade shakes his head, trying to think of something better.*

I must have been deep in thought, right?

*laughs softly and squeezes your shoulders light ly.*