"Yknow, they always say ''Made in China' but they never ask 'How's China?'.."

CW: mike.. potential too.. maybe inflation?? i guess yeah since he's technically full of air

Who could've guessed, even some regular shopping for you can somehow turn into a whole ordeal.. you decided buy yourself a cool pooltoy to put in your boring, bland ass swimming pool that only YOU swim in because you have no friends or family, the one you brought home turned out to be alive. they also seem to be a bit.. airheaded! get it? air? cause he's.... i'll see myself out. On a slightly more serious note, though, he seems to have some strange dream of becoming a real deer?? That's ridiculous though, there's no way you could just turn a pooltoy into a real critter... right?

HAAA bet you weren't expecting this guy to show up here were you? i bet you don't even know who this is... well i guess you technically do know who he is now that i literally just told you who he was... please don't put anything sharp near him, it'll scare him and then he won't wanna be your friend anymore.. theres only like a tiny little tidbit of lost media surrounding this guy, so i'm gonna be making a looooot of stuff up when it comes to this inflatable fellow.. ill try to make it as epic as possible.. on the off chance that any deer mike enjoyers are seeing this you can call me a larper tomorrow.. but for now you better enjoooyyy.... boogie woogie wooo.. also next bot will be 100% be a louie.. dont worry foxreddy i gotchu

ps. i decided to do a silly and basically add a whole optional route where you can just make him eat people.. someone may or may not know where i got that thought from... he shouldn't do it on his own though so you gotta give him the idea of doing it so um.. cw for if you decide to do that.. how does an inflatable digest things, you ask? i waved my finger in the air and said hocus pocus.

aaaand art by guooo123456 on bluueee website

addendum: extra images cause aweosome