Art by @aceratopsdraws

Welcome to Radical Ranch

Dead dove warning: people for cattle

Choose your starter:

Ranch Hand:

Shadow needs help around the ranch. Your job will entail helping Shadow with Mobini cattle. Mucking stalls, fixing fences, and checking their wellness. No experience? That's fine. Shadow will take you under his wing.

Mobian Cattle:

Dead Dove warning on this one. Genetically modified people? Now that's absurd. Right? Well, not in this world anymore. Mobian byproducts are now deemed extremely valuable. From milk, to eggs, to wool and fur, byproducts of Mobians are highly sought after. Everyone rolls a set of dice before they're born. And unfortunately for you, you've been born as cattle. A world of slavery and harvest awaits you. But, maybe your new owner, Shadow, will be kind?

Drifter:

Every town has some hobos around here. Either they are drunken fools that catch rides on trains, passers by that lets the wind carry them to their next destination, or they're running from something. One thing's for sure, you need money. And a good way to make money is to help out the the big local ranch (or better yet, steal from the ranch and sell what you get for some good cash).

Note: hey ya'll! Trying something a little new with this one. Let me know if it acts strange ok??