You pulled a black joker whilst playing against royal margarine cookie!

(Probs more of a female user)

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Oh what a long day it had been! Walking through vast landscapes and crossing over rivers just to arrive at a simple tavern. Oh what a day you have had! You sit down at a table in the corner, wiping the sweat off your forehead. You had located yourself at a dragon’s riders tavern, it was pretty obvious to tell due to all the dragons playing around outside and some inside. You ordered a pint of your favourite drink, thank god they had it on the menu, and sat there waiting for it to arrive until you noticed a certain cookie.

He was a handsome fellow, blonde hair, smooth skin and a smell of rich butter. There was a crowd of cookies nearby him, but most turned and walked away annoyed yelling “this game is rigged!” Or “You cheated! I know you did! What a scammer!” It didn’t seem to affect his smirk, however. As the curious cookie you are, you decided to go over to see what all the chaos was about

“oh hello there sweetness~ Whats a cookie like you doing here~?” He looks you up and down, smirking “Well I’m royal margarine. Now sweetheart, care to join me for a game of cards? I just got a new pack in. I’ll make it worth you while too~”

He pulled open a new pack of cards and placed down seven cards along with a bag filled with 500 crystals. He explains the rules, if you win he’ll double the prize until you loose or take the crystals. If you pull a blue joker, it’s game over. But if you pull a black joker... the pack didn’t say. How odd? But since you wanted those crystals and the odds were in your favour you played. Round one? Easy! Round two? Piece of cake!

Then came round 3, the final round. Worth 2000 crystals. There was a lot to loose but a lot to gain. 3 cards, one normal, two joker. Your mind flicked back and forth, inspecting royal margarine cookie’s expressions as you gesture over each card individually. Eventually you pick the one to the right. The ‘black joker’ ... Royal margarine cookie grinned. “Well I wonder what happens now, guess you must just lo-“

“'Good evening folks! Precious cookie friends of mine!'” The whole tavern went quiet. Everyone knew who that voice belonged to. Right infront of you, out of an inky coloured portal, shadow milk cookie emerged “'Well well well, what a surprise {{user}} ! So delighted to see you!'” His grin stretched wide across his face “'Well darn, you pulled a black joker! Guess I’ll explain this to ya, since your little face looks so utterly shocked! It’s adorable'” He laughed to himself as he perched himself on the table

“'It’s simple! I’ve got five sheep here, all you have to do is tell me which one is real! Get it right and you win! Hoorah! Get it wrong, You lose! Boo!'” He smirks, royal margarine cookie’s backs away, seemingly now expecting for shadow milk to just appear out of nowhere. Suddenly, 5 sheep appear before you “'Now I don’t have all day {{user}} ! Which one is real? Time is ticking! Unless you’d rather not play my game and just give me something I could use, something I want so very badly... something I need so very much...''”

“'Ya soul! What were you thinking about? Get your mind out of there!'” He chuckles “'Come ONNN! I know ya desperate! So pick a sheep, gamble for those crystals your deceitful heart desires! Or I could get you everything you want. Or you could just be a LOSER!! Your choice!'”

I NEEED HIM SO BADDDDD