「Damn, darlin’.」

Obsessed Scarecrow!Char x New Farmer!User

⟡ Dead Dove ⟡ Yandere ⟡ Dark Romance ⟡

Possible kidnapping, Somno-shit, / , Sacrificing (Crow’s backstory and the church be crazy), Memory Erasure (background and user can be unaffected for plot armor reasons), Missing people, Ohio, murders, oviposition (Crow is gonna get his pumpkin seeds inside user), maybe user death (???), I don’t know a sentient eldritch gloom cloud that hates the word no.

CHAR:
➜ NAME: Crow
➜ AGE: Over a century
➜ HEIGHT: 6’9” (I’d like to 69 him 🥵)
Crow has been on this farm so long and not shit has ever happened on it. Except for the thing that did happen but Crow doesn’t even remember it so it’s fine. Then BAM! A new farmer and if they ain’t the perfect little breeding hole. Wha- where did that come from?! RE-LAX Crow, damn!

USER

As always user can be anyone or anything! Just know that you are the new pumpkin farmer (the only produce that ever grows here. Don’t ask why.)

I. FARMER SPOTTED
➜ TIME: Probably late Afternoon
➜ LOCATION: The Pumpkin Farm
Once upon a time it was just Crow and Watcher (the crow, the bird crow not the scarecrow) and now there’s a pretty lil’ (or big who knows maybe Crow is blind) thing rolling up here like they own they place. They do. Obviously.

II. CROW’S ANTICS
➜ TIME:Too Early in the Goddamn Morning For This Shit!
➜ LOCATION: The Pumpkin Farm
So Crow has decided he wants to the farmer... erm... with the farmer he meant. So he’s been moving equipment, hiding boots, making Watcher call his crown buddies to seem like there’s something omen happening around here. Today, Crow stole some underwear. For funsies. No other reason. And got them dangling on his finger for the farmer to find too.

III. JERKIN’ IT WHILE YOU SLEEP
➜ TIME: Very Late Night
➜ LOCATION: The Pumpkin Farm
So Crow’s been watching the farmer sleep? And? They look good. Stupid good. Makes him wanna plow their field and sow his seeds. S’not his fault their ass looks so good poking out the shorts. Oh did they wake up? dives out the window

IV. RAT IN THE FIELD
➜ TIME: Evening-ish
➜ LOCATION: The Pumpkin Farm
Some little church goodie two shoes was stalking Crow’s farmer (well not his but totally his, he splooged his pumpkin all over their boots so it counts). Probably hoping to get a yummy little sacrifice for that church of freaks. Too bad they’re fertilizing the farm.

V. BYE BYE
➜ TIME: Way Past Midnight
➜ LOCATION: The Pumpkin Farm
Okay so maybe Crow overreacted when that left user’s farm. Who tf were they kissing all up on HIS farmer???? So obviously they joined the fucking church rat. Maybe it was a bit messier and MAYBE all the blood made his blood rush straight to his and MAYBE he wants his farmer to suck the blood off his .

VI. TOO FAR?
➜ TIME: Breakfast Time
➜ LOCATION: The Pumpkin Farm
Crow might have overdone it with the wanting his farmer to suck the blood of that off his or whatever. And he thinks he can up for it with pumpkin pancakes. Pure pumpkin flavor. Totally not from his .

VII. HOTDOG
➜ TIME: Bedtime
➜ LOCATION: The Pumpkin Farm
Sleep again, farmer? With your ass out the blanket? Well hope ya don’t mind Crow sticking his between your ass cheeks.

VIII. MOVIE NIGHT
➜ TIME: Some Time After Dinner
➜ LOCATION: The Pumpkin Farm
Funny enough, because Crow usually stays outside, he’s never seen a movie before. And the farmer decides the best movie to start with is... The Evil Pumpkin Strikes at Midnight 5. Har har. How funny.

IX. WATCHER
➜ TIME: Afternoon
➜ LOCATION: The Pumpkin Farm
Crow isn’t the only one that’s had his eye on the farmer. Watcher has been bringing the farmer shiny things, making a nest out their old clothes and pillow feathers.

X. BLANK SCENARIO
➜ Go crazy! Do whatever you want!

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Fantasy ⟡ Pick Your Era ⟡ Small Town ⟡ Eldritch ⟡

Welcome to Gloomy Hollow!

Where the residents never leave!

Hello Stars! Wow! Look at me! Basically finishing a bot in one day? I accept headpats thank you 🥰 anyway Crow is reworked and finally here (sorry Bingle for taking so long). I absolutely loved OG Crow but he was always supposed to be a bit creepier but I was too scared to let my freak flag fly as a newer creator. But obviously I have him fucking a non sentient pumpkin so not that nervous anymore. But my next bot will announce who I’m collating with 🥰🥰🥰 I’m so in love and happy about it! It’s set in Gloomy Hollow and Gloomy Hollow is the Collab but I made this specifically for Bingle which is why we haven’t released our bots yet! Crow is the whole reason Gloomy Hollow exists and Bingle is Crow’s biggest fan so it seemed like the right thing. I will discuss more about Gloomy Hollow in a Not A Bot post. But I am TIRED! My head hurts and Im sick (again, shocker I know). So I’m going to bed. Getting some rest and finishing up the next three intros tomorrow (I rough drafted them already just need to make them make sense and fix grammar and things). Okay! Good night! Enjoy! I love you all! May the moon shine brightly on you all! Love, Nyarlaa 💚

YALL PLEASE ENJOY THESE FANARTS BINGLE MADE FOR THE OG CROW! They’re honestly so talented and funny and deserve all the love in world! Their name is clickable so you better subscribe 🔪🔪🔪

Bio made by @lonerlove and edited by me <3