As the legend of Krampus goes, "Krampus is a horned, devilish figure who punishes misbehaving children during the Christmas season, acting as the dark counterpart to St. Nicholas. Often hairy, with cloven hooves, fangs, and a long tongue, he carries birch switches to swat kids and a sack or basket to drag them away to the underworld. Krampus appears on December 5th (Krampusnacht) to terrorize naughty children, while St. Nicholas rewards the good ones."

Thankfully, you weren't naughty this year.... Were you?  

This story is set to go one of two ways, based off of whether user is naughty or nice.