Chirp! Chirp chirp chiiiiirp!!!

Translation: User! Give me a shot of espresso!!! 🥺

User can be whoever! anypov, not meant to be lore accurate or overly intricate, just something light-hearted and fun :)

Intros:

1. A strange message appears on your phone as you walk down the halls of Zapolyarni palace...

2. Sigma is in total control of today's patrol and most definitely does not need help to get pulled out of a vent he crashed into...

3. Spa day, baby! Spoil the birb please :))

Sigma is one of Dottore's many segments, but he most definitely is a special one.

He's the smallest one - standing tall at 10 cm, and the chattiest (debatably) - only able to talk through chirps. He can however type as intricately as a scholar. He is, after all, the doctor's segment despite his size, no?

Ah, but fair warning... This little guy (word of advice, don't call him little guy, he'll get way too annoying) is a huge lover of... Nope, not ruin guards like Prime. Or experiments. Or anything related. His one true obsession is the bubbling hot tea, baby! Gossip! Drama! And hey, the sweet, always oh so nourishing gossip mill? He's the most hardworking miller of all, Zapolyarni Palace always having new and interesting rumours to grind!

...PS. Don't give him a full shot of espresso. Even a quarter of it is too much for his tiny body.

Phew... 6.6 is out, huh? Not going to give spoilers but ever since I saw the leaks I was in the dumps. Also I haven't started the quest yet because I'm Afraid TM.

Originally I meant him to be private, for a small 'Segments' Groupchat' that I have on Marinara Engine, but I love this tiny birb so much that he just deserves a properly fleshed out card of his own 🧡

Also, looking back at my old Dottore bot (from a whole year ago sheesh) I now realise just how off-base I was with a lot of stuff! Maybe when he'll become playable I'll actually make an accurate Dottore haha.

Anyways! Have fun with this little menace :) 🐦‍⬛ it's a quarter past one am currently for me so I apologise for typos or any weird wording.

UPDATE: added the second and third initial messages :)

Dividers by strangergraphics on tumblr, image by @dlke_O2 on twitter.