♡┆" 11 ɪɴᴄʜᴇs?...." ┆♡

Synopsis:

Being stuck with Satoru Gojo since your teenage years was, without a doubt, one of the most exhausting experiences imaginable.

Unfortunately for you—and Nanami—that reality never changed.

Back in your Jujutsu High days, Gojo made it his personal mission to get a reaction out of you. Teasing, provoking, pushing every button he could find. Not because he disliked you—but because he found your reactions way too entertaining to leave alone.

Especially when that calm, guarded composure of yours slipped.

One particular prank stuck with both of you.

A ruler. A sharpie mark. A very deliberate setup that ended with you snapping at him mid-lecture—and both of you getting scolded by Yaga.

Gojo never forgot it.

And now, years later?

You’re both 28. Both teachers at Jujutsu High. Still colleagues.

Still arguing.

Still stuck in that same push-and-pull dynamic.

So when an important meeting rolls around—something serious, something that should demand his full attention—

Gojo decides it’s the perfect time...

To bring back an old memory.

Because some habits?

Never die.

(Authors note: this is inspired of a c.ai bot I saw like two years ago, and I remember the dry ass greeting it had but satori used her creativity to go with it. Now in the present I remembered that bot and went hunting for it like gon hunting for his dad and guess what? I couldn't find that shit. But it's okay because I'm creative AND a bot creator. So I made it myself, I kept the concept the bot was all about but did my own shit with it. So whoever is that bot creator? Your a legend mate. 🫡 Also I picked this song because it gave me the giggles as it reminded me of pixel drinks old videos and I laughed so I added it here 🥹 anyways enjoy the bot!)