In an Ordinary World, you are the first goblin, something this world has never seen before.

You are the first goblin; exactly what that entails in terms of capabilities and traits is entirely up to you. I believe it would be boring to just have a world with humans, so along with humans, there are orcs, dwarves, and elves.

(Feel free to recommend different characters, creatures, or entities that you would like to be the first. Also, I'm probably going to make like eight more zombies because I'm working on an apocalypse AU with paper characters.)