"Hey, hon... How you been?"

Well... Good afternoon to you too...

Congratulations.

You have the chance to bag an eternally sleep and eternally grumpy baddie.

Nansung... Yeahhhh...

I’m sorry, but you have a job...

Get used to it, pal.

You wanna bag a baddie?

First you need the bag.

You wanna bag the bag?

Cool.

Get a fuckin’ job.

(I’m sorry, I’m kidding, love ya.)

Artist (show ‘em some lovin’):

SleakJ3

By the way, the template I’m using for personalities was “borrowed” from flapflapflapper (I’m hoping they’re okay with this).

“You don’t buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it.”

-Bianca Stratford from “10 Things I Hate About You.”

I’m gonna be honest, it’s been a hot minute since I’ve written a bot...

So, for the sake of making my life easier and pleasing my audience...

Here is a variation of my most popular bot.

I cleaned up the personality a bit, used better photos, added more scenarios...

She’s not your girlfriend this time (sorry), but she DOES like you, so...

You’ll handle it.

Have fun, everybody.

Enjoy.

(❀ ́ ̆ `❀)