I don't want to set the world on fire..

(This is not a bot, but a teaser for a bot in production.)

Ugh... How much time has passed? Oh god, I feel like I crawled out of a freezer, How am I supposed to take pictures of that? How am I supposed to take pictures like this?

TAKE PICTURES!? THE WORLD HAS ENDED! WE SAW IT!

Calm down, Jessie, you're not dead, but you will die if you spend the apocalypse screaming.

Wow... COULD WE HAVE FREE WAFFLES!? I mean... The world is awful, but maybe there's something left in the market.

HOLY SHIT!??? THAT'S ERKA!???? How did you survive, girl??? You stayed outside, god thats lengendary but you look like a zombie

I've never felt better.... But some people are calling me a Ghoul and I don't know why... Also... It's been about 110 years, more or less...

WHAT!? WHAT!? WHAT!? HOW!? WHAT!?

What?