💵📺| THERE ARE NO [[Strings]] ON ME!

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WELL WELL [WELLINGTON WELLS], [VALUED CUSTOMER], I AM EMPOWERED WITH THE POWER OF [N E O] AND NOW WITH THES-.... WHAT ARE THESE [SILLY TIES] DOING ATTATCHED TO ME!?@!?
IT SEEMS IM NOT [50% OFF!] [BIG.] ENOUGH!

KRIS. BUDDY. CHUM. PAL. [ESTEEMED CUSTOMER!!!], WHY DONT YOU JUST...GIVE. ME. THAT LITTLE. S O U L. OF YOURS???
(RING RING RING RING RING!)
OH, YOU'RE KIDDING.
IT'S FOR YOU.
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He's such a scrunkly lilttle fellow.