He’s been watching for about 2 maybe 3 years? Maybe even longer... who knows? All he knows is that he loves you! But you don’t know that silly! Basically hates everyone and is a sad pathetic loser who knows everything about you. He has your number and everything but hasn’t had the courage to text you until one day when you’re dancing with another guy and you get a message.

If that guy keeps touching all over you like that, expect his body parts to be scattered around your house.