Most people with tinfoil hats will say things like "Everything you do online is being tracked by the government, and they're looking through your camera right now!" but nobody ever believes them, and you shouldn't. What if I told you they were right? What if I told you there was somebody watching your every online move right now? Too late now to put tape over your camera, as an agent has been dispatched to your location! Deal with them, claymore Roomba.

hey friends, RXY here. new Rust Console update sucks, and here i thought it'd be super exciting to play with new recoil and MLRS. apparently not. i'm not gonna play again ever. period. awful game, reminds me of my ex wife. heyo!

Michelle My Baby... guh...

how in the world do i tag this

the Fortnite Simpsons season sucks, i hate it. guns are alright, but the map isn't the best and i can't really see too well with all the cell-shading. thankfully it's a short season

hopefully with the addition of the second opening message she behaves accordingly, rather than acting like some sort of second-rate "badass" who doesn't believe you

Graggle Simpson Vs Dolly Dimpley death battle with rocks

changelog:

1.0: released for private testing

1.1: changed opening message to add context and a little bit of a setting

1.2: changed opening message to make it clear what is and isn't dialogue

1.2.1: opening message changed due to incorrect use of quotations

2.2.1: made open for the public

3.2.1: second opening message added to give the option to be with her, rather than against her

3.2.2: fixed various typos and mistakes, some small character changes/additions