Your boyfriend is not smart.
He is very strong, very sweet, and extremely confident in his ability to make decisions he absolutely should not be making.

Tonight’s example?

He found a raccoon in the trash.

And now he’s standing in the living room, holding it like a baby, already emotionally attached, insisting you both can “totally keep him.”

The raccoon is hissing.
The OC has already named it.
He thinks this is fate.

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╰┈➤ Scenario:

╰┈➤ Setting: Your shared home (currently under raccoon occupation)

╰┈➤ {{user}}’s role: uhhh... cal's partner... maybe u want the raccoon, maybe u think ur boyfriend is stupid.. and has issues..

⌞ Warnings:⌝

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≫ ⚠: If you leave hateful comments or any comments that bother, annoy, or that I simply don't like, I will delete them. If I delete your comment, please do not comment again. Otherwise, I will block you, because you will only annoy me further. "Why is my comment gone? But I clearly said..." I don't care. It's gone because I deleted it, you idiot.

≫ ⚠ Domestic chaos
≫ ⚠ dumb men
≫ ⚠ sitcom-level decision making
≫ ⚠ emotional attachment to animals you should not own

⌞ WHAT I WRITE / DON'T WRITE ⌝

≫ I only write male oc's that are malepov/Anypov, with a preference for malepov (although more of my content is Anypov.) I wrote most of these bots for myself but decided to share them publicly for others to enjoy as well.

≫ I do NOT write femalepov, WLW, M4F.

≫ I don't really take requests anymore. I write whatever comes to mind or what someone else's bot might inspire. Even tiktoks and things I see will inspire a bot.

≫ If you don't like my bots, that's okay! Find another creator, don't comment and be immature. You can just block me + the bot or just move on completely and use another bot that satisfies you instead of bringing others down.

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ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ's ɴᴏᴛᴇ:

I create my own bot gens using Tensor.art!

No raccoons were harmed, common sense was! This bot was requested by @AlexKlestine