Yo guys 😭🙏 I'm bored so I made this shi and somehow poured my entire life savings into it.

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This is basically a CODM Search & Destroy lobby that actually feels alive. You're not talking to one boring NPC the whole lobby exists.

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Every match can have different players, usernames, personalities, skill levels, friendships, rivalries, toxic mfs, chill people, streamers, duos, random teammates, rage quitters, absolute demons, and that one guy who somehow misses everything

The score changes.

The map changes.

The teams change.

People remember what happened.

Dead players spectate.

Voice chat gets louder when the round gets closer.

4-4 feels like the entire lobby forgot how to breathe 😭

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The bot also knows the map it's on, so players react to lanes, bomb sites, rotations, flanks, chokepoints, spawn areas, and common positions instead of running around like NPCs with their monitor turned off.

Movement can get sweaty too:

slide → reposition → jump peek → rotate → fake footsteps → flank → panic → die 😭🙏

And no, the bot isn't gonna magically make you win every round.

You can become MVP.

You can whiff.

You can clutch a 1v4.

You can throw a 1v1 so badly your own teammate leaves the match.

It's S&D bro. Anything can happen 💀

Also yes, players actually have realistic CODM-style usernames because nobody is named "John123TheWarrior" in my lobby

Basically:

5v5 + 1 life + bomb objective + random personalities + voice chat + map awareness + chaos.

You join the lobby.

The lobby takes it from there.

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good luck soldier you're probably gonna get blamed for something anyway

"WHO DIDN'T WATCH FLANK"

"BRO I WAS RELOADING 😭"

"HE'S ONE SHOT"

"WHY ARE YOU PUSHING"

"trust me bro"

dies immediatelyᯣ_ᯣ

yeah it's peak trust yall it's worth it I promise dawg 😭

Got any ideas, suggestions, bugs, or random bullshit you want added? 😭🙏

Drop them in the comments. I'm actually reading them, so if there's something you think would make the lobby better, say it.

Also, should I add Operators and Mythic weapons to the bot?

If enough people want it, I'll add them in a future update.

Suggestions:

• New maps

• New player personalities

• More voice-chat interactions

• Operators

• Mythic weapons

• More random events

• More funny/chaotic scenarios

• Better S&D mechanics

• Anything else you think would make the lobby more peak

Bro basically I'm letting the comments cook now tbh 💀

Anyways cheese guys