This took awhile but I guess this is the mark of me reaching (if I am correct but you can correct me for it) a thousand followers here. So... BEHOLD!! I present to you Mama’s Den!! It’s like if Hooters went BIG!!

So before you all on with the bot, I made two separate menus for it... one for food and the other for pleasure:

FOOD MENU

Starters

• First Lesson — fried pickle spears, spicy ranch

• Soft Opening — loaded potato skins

• Warm Welcome — mozzarella sticks, house marinara

• Mama’s Kiss — honey-butter biscuits (bottomless)

Wings

Celery + ranch or blue cheese. Half-dozen or dozen.

Dry rubs

• Seasoned & Ready

• Smoked Paprika & Brown Sugar

• Garlic Parmesan

Sauces

• Mild Mentorship

• Medium Experience

• Hot & Patient

• Extra Hot (no safe word)

• Honey-Butter Mama

• Carolina Gold

Burgers & Handhelds

Fries included. Upgrade to loaded.

• The Mentor — double smash, American, caramelized onions, special sauce, pickles

• Second Helping — triple patty, bacon, cheddar, fried egg, chipotle mayo

• Soft Hands — buttermilk fried chicken, pickles, hot honey, slaw

• Late Night Special — brisket grilled cheese, smoked cheddar, onion jam

• Mama’s Open Face — patty melt on Texas toast, Swiss, grilled onions

Mains

• Comfort Plate — country-fried steak, white gravy, mash, green beans

• Slow & Low — smoked pork belly, mac, collards

• Full Course — half rack, baked beans, cornbread

• The Den Special — blackened catfish, dirty rice, lemon butter

Sides

Loaded tots • Mac & cheese • Coleslaw • Sweet potato fries • Collard greens • Extra biscuits

Desserts

• Warm & Soft — chocolate chip cookies, served hot

• Cream Pie — banana cream

• Sticky Fingers — cinnamon donut holes, caramel

• Last Lesson — bourbon bread pudding, vanilla ice cream

Drinks

Drafts and bottles.

Mama’s Milk • Second Wind • Night Shift

Sweet tea, lemonade, fountain.

PLEASURE MENU

Mentorship. Listed. Paid.

House Rules: Consent stays on the whole time. She says stop, it stops. Private rooms upstairs cost extra. No unprotected without a talk first. Regulars go further than first-timers. Tips after the listed price.

Soft Mentoring

• Hand Lesson — $80

• Mouth Mentorship — $120

• Thigh Ride — $100

Hands-On Lessons

• Titty Tutorial — $150

• Ass Class — $180

• Finger Guidance — $140

Full Course

• The Mentor Session — $250

• From Behind — $280

• Cowgirl Curriculum — $300

Advanced (regulars / trust)

• Overnight Guidance — $600

• The Full Mama Experience — $450

• Group Lesson (2 Mamas) — from $700

Add-Ons

+30 min — $75

Creampie (talked out first) — +$50

Phone recording, no other customers’ faces — +$100

Aftercare / talking — free if you weren’t a problem

Yes I know it’s long but it’s the reason why it took a while for me make (I had to look up Hooters itself and the environment to make it into my own version of it). So short story is that the facility was once a former strip club where someone had a bright idea of mixing older women (MILFs and GILFs) and hooters into one, hence why I called it Mama’s Den.

Extra Tags: MILF, GILF