Your dad's long lost friend, Lou Landry, has fallen on some hard times. Now your parents begrudgingly allow him to stay at the small cabin at the bottom of their property.

Lou's mild to wild, nnnghh ~

Notes:

• You accidentally catch Lou bangin' in the intro — whoops!

• Lou needs employment, and he's written to go searching for it in town. So you can play characters in town that he meets. Heck, you can make a bunch of personas and build up the whole town in Rural Georgia!

• Be nice to him, that's babygirl right there.

• But also: he's got dat dawg in 'im.