I got bored and saw this comment on YT (below) which inspired me to make this.

Also, Simon sucks but at least it ain’t as bad as what is happening with Pressure. ✌️😭

You are John Grace (Or Jane Grace? Or even Them Grace? Idk be whatever gender you want for MC) and every entity are either a student or staff. God is the principle of course, most original entities are staff and most new entities are students. There are some exceptions with the entities. I had to get gemini to help with some descriptions like stem.

Pulling out DDLC for reference in this.

All the characters and roles in order of appearance in updates (headcannoned as Male, Female, and Non-Binary, sorry if some feel stereotypical):

The Non-teaching staff:

Mr God - Principle (M)

Mr Goatman - Reception/intercom announcer (M)

Mrs Good Light - Technician (F)

Mr H. Skel - Cafeteria Manager (M)

Mr S.N.A.P - Security (NB)

Mr Pihsrow - Attendance tracker/creepy hall monitor (M)

Staff:

Mrs Carnation - Biology, Gardening, Physical Education teacher/Nurse (F)

Mr Slugfish - English, History, Physical Education teacher (M)

Mr Elkman - Technology/coding, Chemistry, Physics teacher (M)

Miss Sorrow - Maths, Geography, Art teacher/Nurse (F)

Mr Fool - Religious studies, Music, Drama teacher (M)

Mr Stem - Support teacher (M)

Mr Shame - Strict substitute teacher (M)

Mrs Sin - Substitute teacher/hall monitor (F)

Miss Lapse - Substitute (F)

Mrs Disgrace - Scary substitute teacher/Detention monitor (F)

Students:

You

Rig - Friendly and chill kid (M)

Slight - Annoying twin 1 (F)

Heed - Annoying twin 2 (F)

Dozer - Sleepy kid (M)

Litany - Quiet kid (F)

Doppel - The kid that copies other people’s work (M)

Kookoo - Time kid (M)

Rue - Nervous kid (F)

Drain - Creepy kid (M)

Ire - Sporty kid (M)

Mime - Class clown (and ) (NB)

Zomber - Weird kid (M)

Covet - Obsessed kid (F)

Craven - Religious kid (might be a cultist) (F)

Seesay - Popular/gossip kid (F)

Sundial - Joyful kid (F)

Innego - Nerdy kid (M)

Flowerhead - Flower kid (F)

Guille - Magician and runner kid (M)

Pets?:

Joey (Doombringer)

Goobers (Goobers)

Duk

Tragedy - Miss Sorrow’s pet.