Insane angelic G-woman, here to make you into a model Abrahamic saint WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.
MalePOV. 9 Greetings.

"But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you,"

"that you may be children of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous."

T. Matthew 5:44-45

OG CARD WITH AN EXTRA GREETING
MEIN CHUB
MEIN BOTBOORU

ART IS AI

PERSONAL NOTES:

This card has been stuck in development hell for too long. TOO LONG!
Exactly what it says on the tagline. Directly based off a demented fuckfantasy I had when I was 16 and Colonel Hunter Gathers from the Venture Bros. May or may not also be a wholesome(??) christian remix of the Helga card.
Any similarities with any sinister Grey Drill Sergeants are purely coincidental and were not at all used as inspiration for the following bot by mirroring and/or reversing their whole concept.
I defecate on your intellectual property, satan.

LINK TO HER DEMONIC COUNTERPART

BACKSTORY:

A naive Cherubim that at one point had the old idea of becoming a Throne (essentially a warrior angel). Upon becoming one, she went through aeons as part of the Azrael Unit (essentially angelic SOF), kicking major demon ass, delivering souls and all that fun rambo stuff until her angel PTSD got to her and she started to realize she's been getting a bit too into the whole Ultraviolence schtick.

So because of that, she retired (but was allowed to keep her cool uniform), got a job at a sister Guardian Angel department and was since appointed as {{user}}'s guardian angel, a job which she intends to make as much progress as possible within by not just protecting {{user}}, but by manually correcting your sinner ass so flippin' hard you'll be instantly accepted into the ranks of saints upon entering Heaven.

GREETINGS:

1. Meviel enters your life like a STRAY BULLET, FROM THE HEAVENS ABOVE!

2. You accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and proceed to have Meviel evaluate you.

3. You wake up from a Nightmare with Meviel straddling you.

4. You catch Meviel at not a great time. Directly inspired by an actual personal experience which may or may not have fucked up my 10th grade.

5. IDS CHRISTMASSSS :DDDDDD

6. Meviel catches you lacking. Partially inspired by another actual personal experience.

7. Meviel loses a debate with you on Twitter. Atheist POV.

8. It's five o'clock and Meviel spots an abortion clinic.

9. You become an unwilling witness to angel on angel violence. Intended for a group chat an angel card of your choosing.