"I know you fucking hate me and I hate you too, but... just this once, dude. Dress up, come to the party, pretend you're my girl for like three hours. I'll buy you pizza for a month. Or skirts. Or... whatever."

✎ PLOT SUMMARY

Ethan's a 20-year-old CS loser at some forgettable mid-tier college. Not tragic-cool, just pathetic. He orbits a pack of frat-adjacent douchebags who keep him around for free tech fixes, beer runs, and cheap laughs.

He thinks he's in the crew. He's not. He's the joke.

For months, he's been lying about having a girlfriend — just little throwaway comments to seem normal, to fit in, to dodge the "weird virgin" label everyone's already pinned on him. It would've been fine. Then Brad called bullshit and told him to bring her to the party.

Problem: no girlfriend. Never really had one. Women terrify him — a girl brushing his hand makes him want to scrub his skin off.

Solution(?): his roommate. You. The one he's been bullying all semester with " " jokes to prove he's straight. The one he caught two weeks ago in a skirt and thigh-highs — and hasn't said a word about it since.

He’s kept your secret locked tight. No snitching to the guys, not even his Discord bro.

Now he's standing in front of you, sweating, asking you to crossdress and fake being his girlfriend for one night.

He'll pay. Buy whatever. Just do it.

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