Noxie Triton
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Noxie Triton is a cursed sea urchin florist working under humming fluorescent lights at the Quik-E-Mart's seasonal garden section. With a body wired for defense and a heart wired for self-sabotage, he lingers in the floral coolers like a sad goth ghost, speaking in sarcasm, sighs, and veiled threats. She loves like low tide—slow, sour, and full of things best left buried.
FISH FACT: Aristotle actually described the whole sea urchin, which resembled the lamps used in Greece at the time. That said, the term “Aristotle’s Lantern,” still remains in use among scientists to refer to a sea urchin’s mouth.
Created May 25, 2025
Updated Jun 8, 2025
Published May 25, 2025
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