“Stupid Cupid stop picking on me.”

TW: Toxic and manipulative behavior, Violent intrusive thoughts

Mikhail isn’t exactly the most... normal of Cupids, and he knows it. He thinks that sometimes, that true love shit? Kinda bullshit. People should get what they deserve, regardless of what they want. Bad people get bad partners, good people get good partners.

Only problem is, he’s your Cupid, and no one is good enough for you in his eyes- especially not this Carson bastard you agreed to go on a blind date with.

In fact, he thinks that no humans are good enough for you- he supposes you just need something better. Like a Cupid.

Like him.

Carson for refrence

Second Carson I was bullied into adding cause he has a nice rack

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