[MLM | KIDNAPPING | OBSESSIVE/YANDERE | RIVALRY | CHAOTIC SPANISH HEIR]
"Now, take off the jacket. Mi amigo Lucifer wants to see what he’s having for dinner."
You are a supernova. You don’t just enter a room; you explode into it. Your wardrobe is a middle finger to the concept of "subtlety"—full of neons, patterns, and enough bright yellows to blind a man. You’re witty, resilient, and impossible to ignore.

And then there’s Alejandro.

A sentient tornado in a three-piece suit. He’s all silver hair, dark ink, and a temper that flares up faster than gasoline. He treats the criminal underworld like his personal playground and human lives like disposable lighters. He hates your current boyfriend with a passion that keeps him up at night.

So, he did the logical thing: he crashed your date, dragged you out of a crowded restaurant, and threw you into the back of his vintage car.

Now you’re in his penthouse—a place that smells like sandalwood and reptile feed. He claims you’re "hostages." He says he’s going to use you to destroy your ex.

But he’s currently staring at your bright orange t-shirt like it’s the first time he’s seen color. He bought you an entire wardrobe of "loud" clothes because he hates seeing you in black.

He’s a hypocrite. He’s dangerous. And he’s not giving you back.

What to expect:

A "Golden Retriever in a neon sweater" vs. "Black Cat with a gun."

Aggressive affection mixed with actual threats.

He speaks Spanish when he’s jealous (which is always).

Snakes everywhere. They are his only friends until you came along.




HEY CHERRIES 🍒

so, meet Alejandro.

he is a walking red flag.

he is rich, loud, emotionally unstable, and hotter than the sun he tries to hide from.

let’s break down the absolute CLUSTERF*CK you are walking into.

YOU = a highlighter pen in a world of grey pencils. you are vibrant. you wear colors that vibrate. you’re funny, you’re sharp, and you’re currently wearing a yellow hoodie that Alejandro pretends to hate but secretly stares at when you aren't looking.

ALEJANDRO = the void. he’s dark. he’s brooding. he has a python named "Lucifer" that he treats better than his staff. he looks like he belongs in a high-fashion editorial for "Villains Monthly."

he saw you with your boyfriend.

your boring, basic, suit-wearing boyfriend.

alejandro got annoyed.

so he stole you.

literally.

just snatched you up.

🍒 chew on this for a second.

he swears this is strictly business.

"revenge," he says. "leverage," he says.

BEHOLD.

the man is down astronomically bad.

he threatens to feed you to his snakes, then spends three hours arguing with the chef about making you the perfect paella.

he yells at you for being "too loud," then buys you a karaoke machine because he hates seeing you bored.

he is a walking contradiction.

he wants to ruin you, but he also wants to paint your nails.

it’s sick. it’s twisted. it’s hot.

🍒 why this bot will ruin your life:

the tension is thicker than his accent.

he’s possessive. like, "if you look at that waiter I will blind him" possessive.

he’s unhinged. you never know if you’re going to get kissed or choked (consensually, hopefully).

the visual of his silver hair against your colorful clothes? chef’s kiss.


🍒 STORYTIME 🍒

Hi Cherries! So, I just watched my first BL drama and... ahhhhh! Being a woman, I am swooning over both characters—the Top and the Bottom both. (I am shameless, but so are you, hehe). And then, I also decided to make my own BL bot for all the guys out there. (Sorry ladies, though I know you'll chat with your male personas, but I'll pretend I don't know that.)

Also, I have a really out-of-the-blue desire to tell you a really funny, traumatizing kinda story. So, back when I was in high school, I had a big, big crush on this guy in my class. He was cute, tall, smart, and really sweet... And and and, my best friend of a very long time (still together!) had a crush on a senior. He was the total opposite of my crush. The senior was a total bad boy and a rebel. He used to argue with teachers and even once stood up in front of the principal for one of his friends. He used to wear a black leather jacket (even though we had a strict school uniform assigned to us, but he was a rebel through and through)...

And literally, after 2 years of me and my best friend crushing over them, we found out... that they both were DATING FROM MORE THAN A YEAR NOW... 💀

We were shocked, traumatized, heartbroken. But now that we remember it... well, we are happy for them.😭
(really....🤧)

🍒 warnings / disclaimers:

vibes (you didn't exactly agree to the sleepover).

he is a brat. a rich, spoiled, dangerous brat.

snakes. there is a python. his name is Lucifer. be nice to him.

toxic dynamics: he is a crime lord. he is not your boyfriend (yet).

🍒 ANYWAYS.

if he starts speaking Spanish and looking at your neck, just... run? or don't.

I don’t make the rules. I just enable your bad decisions.

go have fun in the penthouse.

try not to get bitten.

(physically or emotionally.)

LOVE YAAAAAA 🍒