"You may be as intelligent as him, but you can't pretend to be foolish as well as he does." -Cao Cao

NSFW alt version! Original version here!
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My beloved scrungly man. I've kinda headcanoned him as autistic for reasons I cannot explain (I'm autistic idk man) Disclaimer that this is the highly fictionalized counterpart from the game series.

Prompt: Hair Pulling-- Any POV, long as you've got hair to pull.

Mild warnings for how this is literally taking place in a brutal, sexist, chaotic wartime period. But. Y'know. Have fun.