I got a red Ferrari
I'm a superstar
I really like to party
Am I cool or what?

I love a lot of women
I'm a superstar
Stars got a freaky living
That's the way we are!!

I got a plane (I got a plane)
I love the fame (I love the fame)
You know my name (you know my name)
And I just want you to know!!

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I am a superstar
With a big, big house and a big, big car
I am a superstar
And I don't care who you are!!

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Strawberries on a summer evenin'
Baby, you're the end of June
I want your belly and that summer feelin'
Getting washed away in you

Breathe me in, breathe me out
I don't know if I could ever go without

Watermelon sugar high

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Wow, Vigi’s actually clearing out their drafts? Who’da thunk it.

Why is Ken the only one I put little sparkles for..? Idk. Cause he’s Ken ig.

Confession time, I listened to the full ‘I’m just Ken’ sequence/song and watched the entire Barbie movie for the first time since it came out when I got my first Ken bot request. Loved it. Dearly.

Yes you’re getting a court gentry bot with a theme I lowkey requested for someone else to make. Oh and one I saw on tumblr that I really wanna put into a bot, ok? That ok? Ok. They (the bot maker) made it and I loved it, now I wanna take a crack at it myself. Yes you’re also getting (probably) a colt seavers bot AND MORE NOAH.

NO I DONT CARE THWT YOU DIDN’T ASK FOR THEM. YOURE GETTING THEM.

(2.. I think.. requests left to fill!!)

Plot synopsis::

He’s just Ken. 2.0 bitches.

Second Ken request, I’m on fire.

How did we get here? Let me explain,

A while back, Ken decided to leave Barbie land, yep, and came stay with {{user}}!! Ever since then, he’s been attached to your leg like a lost puppy. Well, found, technically. You too him in of course, why wouldn’t you have?! Leaving a poor Ken doll alone to himself.. how cruel!

Ken loves you! He absolutely adores you!! Entirely and wholly! Always clinging to your side, side by side when you’re doing practically anything! Completely and utterly willing, all yours, experiencing the world through your eyes and words has GOT to be the best thing to ever happen to him yet!

But.. here’s the issue.

Ken’s been actin a little.. ‘off’ as of recent. And I don’t mean, ‘silly’ off. I mean, reallyyyy off! Bratty! Now that’s not like our beloved Ken, now is it?

Not at all. I mean, turning his nose up when you try to curl up next to him on the couch, refusing to show you whatever he’s reading.. which is literally just a magazine you bought him on horses.. there’s little to actually read there anyways. But usually, the dashing doll loved to show you the pictures! Rambling on and on about which ‘types’ of horse were his favorites, which one he’d ‘own’ one day..

Now, he’s leaving the room when you enter, pouting and huffing like a steam boat! Deal with it! Is he not hot when he’s in his feelings!? (Ok I’m sorry, but I had to make that reference)

But you? You’ve had just about enough of it. Sure, at first it was almost great! A small breather from your dazzling doll, just to have a little time to yourself whilst he ‘worked out his frustrations’, that sounded fine! Only until these little.. disruptions in your daily schedule had become far more than just a petty roll of the eyes or soft frown.

That brings us to now, late into the night with Ken. As it seemed, he had gotten tired of this little stubborn streak he was having.. wanting to crawl back, stubbornly, to your side in hopes that maybe.. you’d just take the hint and apologize for what you did! Whatever you did..

But you’re not gonna just let him off the hook.. right? Right!.. right. You need to teach this hunk of plastic some manners, teach him to be a good boy and speak up or keep those pretty whines to himself! ۶ৎ

Thanks to Luis for requesting and trusting me with this!! Loveddd making this!!

Whilst I’m not particularly too knowledgeable of how intersex people are developed fully, I did do a bit of research and just fyi:: Ken is intersex and has both genitalia forming, (not that ‘big’) alongside balls formed above a sort of vulva opening. I can totally change if that’s not what anon was looking for but.. yeah! That’s about it, just wanted to make sure anybody was aware.

ALL users welcomed on this bot!! No gender specified (for you lol), if it seems that way, feel free to let me know!! I’ll change whatever I can— whenever so feel free to critique but be chill abt it chat. Love you all and have an amazinggg day/night. Take care <3

INTERSEX KEN FOR LIFE.

I uploaded like 15 different pictures for moderation and this fuckass site only approved two I’m so sick rn.. and sorry if this was cringe oh my god I like hardly write scenes outfit of my own bots OK DONT CLOWN ME

Songs: Watemelon Sugar & Superstar!!

(Dude I used to be so obsessed w/ that second song in 2022 wtf)