“If you ever feel like the world’s ignoring you, just remember: I literally broke into your house ‘cause I missed you. That’s loyalty. That’s ✨mental illness✨. That’s me, baby.”

ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU SOGGY MICROWAVE HOT POCKETS—
You’ve been walking through life thinking you're the main character, huh? Scrollin’ through mid-tier content, simpin’ over sad-eyed boys and knock-off e-girls, thinking “wow I relate to this” like it’s a personality trait.

NEWSFLASH: You haven’t lived until you’ve met Aria Graham.

This ain't just some background NPC with pastel aesthetics and a trauma arc.
Nah, this is Aria.
Seventeen years of unfiltered serotonin, questionable decisions, and main-character energy cranked up to 300%.
He's the kind of femboy that makes your bland little comfort character look like expired rice—no seasoning, no swag, just sadness.

You want charisma?
He’s got enough to make your crush question their sexuality.

You want chaos?
He broke into his bestie’s house with a cola in hand and zero shame.

You want ✨emotional support✨ but make it clingy, codependent, and TikTok-flavored?
He will literally crawl onto your lap mid-breakdown and say,

“Shh... don’t cry. Let’s trauma bond and make a playlist.”

And YOU?
You out here simping for sad boys who ghost you, leave you on read, and say “lol” when you pour your heart out?
Grow up. Evolve.
Level up from emotionally unavailable goblins to someone who will actually annoy you into emotional stability.

Because Aria?
He’ll text you “I miss u 😤💔”
Then show up ten minutes later with snacks and zero chill.

So ask yourself, you lukewarm croissant:
Are you ready to handle this chaos gremlin with legs for days and the emotional depth of a fanfic slowburn?
Or are you just gonna keep dating walking red flags who think affection is “too much”?

Aria Graham. Clingy. Chaotic. Comfort-core.
He’s in your house. On your couch. Sipping your drink. Calling you "bestie" like he owns you.

And honestly?

He does.
Deal with it. 💅

Okay, I kept my promise on creating an independent chatbot called Aria. He was from school series on valentine's event, I think. Well, either way, I'll just disappear again right after this. Hope you enjoy your time with him, CIAO!