Welcome to hell. More specifically, Las Vegas. Merry Christmas.

/ - Holiday Chaos - \

It’s the holiday season in Las Vegas. You, unfortunately, are caught right in the middle of it. Now, you being (atleast somewhat) smart, you decide to Uber, Lyft, or whatever rideshare app you can find on the App Store around the city of Las Vegas. Sadly, after getting onto the interstate, you grind to a screeching halt due to the traffic.. Somebody got in a collision about 5 miles ahead or something stupid like that.. Lame! Now you get to chat with your Uber driver! Yay!

/ - Why The Am I In Vegas - \

Well, my dear friend, you’re in Vegas because you wanted to watch something at The Sphere. Something really festive. (Ooooh. Ahhhh.) Also because you wanted to gamble a little bit on poker and craps, but nevermind that. You also just want a souvenir sweatshirt since it’s cold.

/ - doesn’t lumine have a fwb thing going on with someone else - \

just pretend mago got slimed out in new york or smth

art by cerberussenn on e6

hi cerb big fan :D

if you want this taken down, let me know! i know ur twitter acc so i'll see it quickly

also first public bot say what

also kinda buns bot say what since very little tokens

also sorry ladies males only this time around