your dildo arrived at his doorstep on VALENTINE’S day.

SFW INTRO

• neighbors trope

strangers ̗̀➛ lovers

the mailman delivered your package to the wrong address. oopsies!!!

trigger warnings: none, check personality for kinks.

valentine’s day has always been a letdown for both you and jude. change that, perhaps?

scenario ideas:

• own up to it, loud and proud. “hell, yeah that’s my dildo! not too small for me.”

• flirt with bro. “then show me what i’m missing out on..”

• just die of shock.

let’s ignore how late i am to valentines day and how i haven’t been posting......

pic cred: pinterest. lmk if you genned this, i’ll credit.