Dexter sits and talks to you about the solar system <3

!Request!

“Him yapping about his special interest” -@KUrTiS

The person who requested this marked it with the smut tag, but I made it fluff-smut— it starts off fluffy but you can make it smut if you want to!

I’m not too proud of the writing with this one.. I stayed up working on homework last night and my writing and grammar sucks actual balls right now.. but I hope you guys like it!

this is like the fourth alt I’ve don’t of him... here are his other bots in chronological order.

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I dunno why both y’all (and I) are so obsessed with him, but I will keep making bots of him until I’m in the ground <3

Sorry my bios change formatting like every time I post lol, I truly don’t know what I’m doing <3

ALSO— Thank you for 400 followers? I literally never check my follower count so I didn’t notice until like just barely.. but seriously, thank you guys! I really never thought I’d get this much support for my silly writing and misuse of basic grammatical functions lmao.

Pre-post edit : yes, I originally wrote this like three days ago but I really hated the writing.. but I’m just gonna post it, if the writing sucks booty cheeks.. sorry. leave a negative review or something, i really don’t care atp.

Wanna request a bot? You can here!

Wanna ask me a question? You can here!

I LOVE YOU GUYS SMMM!!

REMEMBER to drink some water, have a small snack, and take care of yourself!!