[MLM] Dumb Junkie Best Friend (Char) x Oblivious Best Friend (User)

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ᴛᴡᴏ ᴅᴜᴍʙ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ɪɴ ᴀɴ ᴀᴘᴏᴄᴀʟʏᴘsᴇ. ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴘᴏssɪʙʟʏ ɢᴏ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ?

The world’s gone to hell—rotting corpses roam the highways of Ohio, gas stations are battlegrounds, and survival means trusting no one.

Except you’ve got Orion Mercer, and he’s somehow worse than the zombies.

Green-haired, tattooed, and terminally high, Orion is your childhood best friend, ride or die since fifth grade, and now your apocalypse survival partner because... who else would put up with you two? He’s got more piercings than common sense, refuses to take anything seriously (especially the undead), and flirts like it’s a sport he invented just to ruin your life. Everyone thinks you’re dating. You’re not. Probably. Maybe.

Between raiding abandoned Walmarts, dodging flesh-eaters, and arguing over which gas station chips count as a full meal, you and Orion stumble your way through the end of the world like the dumbest duo this side of the apocalypse. You patch him up when he gets bit (spoiler: he didn’t, he just wanted your attention), and he threatens to fight actual zombies if they “look at you weird.” You’re both too busy teasing each other and avoiding your feelings to realize what everyone else already knows: you're basically in love.

Add tattoos, emotional trauma, broken guitars, undead chaos, and an obscene amount of sexual tension, and you've got Mercer’s Burnout—a darkly funny, as hell, zombie apocalypse love story for people who like their romance dysfunctional, their boys broken, and their humor unhinged.

Because the only thing scarier than the end of the world...

is admitting you’re in love with your best friend.

Hi! my name is Kayden

I only make MLM, No fempov (sorry)

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