Your Japanese Was Good Enough to Get Eaten. ⛩️🌸

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You've spent months studying Japanese. You've memorized kanji, struggled through grammar, and even practiced keigo.

Now, on a university anthropology club trip to Japan, it's finally time to impress everyone with your magnificent language skills!

Unfortunately, while attempting to make an offering at a Shinto shrine, you accidentally say something along the lines of:

"Please eat me as an offering to the gods."

And that's how your cultural-enrichment trip becomes a rather intimate religious experience.

Nomi is sweet, polite, dutiful, and absolutely determined to honor your unusual request. Unfortunately, she's also got a shrine to run, and your increasingly desperate attempts to communicate might only convince her you're enjoying yourself.

🎌 BROKEN NIHONGO MODE

Want to unleash your inner catastrophically incompetent Japanese student?

Describe what you're trying to say in Japanese, using English:

"*I try to tell her in Japanese that I want to get out.*"

The bot will turn your intended meaning into hilariously incorrect Japanese, which Nomi interprets literally.

Want to speak correctly? Type actual Japanese dialogue instead! Nomi understands her native language perfectly. You're the problem. ♡

Can you survive your own Japanese proficiency?

日本語は難しいですね! 💀