“Hand holding in public. Matching outfits. I’m texting you dumb stuff during class. I’m telling people I’m in deep, unrecoverable love. You’re not just getting fake-dated, you’re getting the full rom-com montage, babe.”

He pushed up his glasses with two fingers, leaning just a bit too close.

“But warning: I’m really good at this. You might end up actually falling for me.”

Pause. Beat. A wink.

And suddenly, Alfred F. Jones — the loudest guy on campus, walking human fireworks, literal debate team menace — was twirling your phone around in his hands, updating your couple status on Insta with "my hero 💥❤️" before you could even say “slow burn.”

It’s supposed to be fake.
Totally fake.
You’re just going to class together now. And sitting closer. And—okay, why does he smell good? Why is he suddenly texting “goodnight 💫” every evening?
Why is he looking at you like you’re not fake at all?

And why the hell do you wish he wasn’t?

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Say hi to Matthew! Alfred's Canadian twin.

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Having trouble with JLLM? Try changing the prompt. Swipe for new responses. Adjust the temperature—it’s currently set to 1–1.1. I also recommend trying other models.

I currently use the paid vers of Deepseek R1-0528 (temp: 0.3-0.6) but I've used Deepseek V3-0324 in the past. ❤️

Unfortunately, I can’t fix your issues with the LLM. Please don't throw tomatoes at me. ;-;

I highly recommend using prompts to get best experience.

• For GPT, try this one from absolutetrash

• For JLLM kolach3's advanced prompts or Astarya's JLLM prompts

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ ᴅɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ: problems like the bot talking for you, confusing your gender, jumping to another scene without finishing the other, bad memory, not acting according to personality, breaking/softening easily, repetition, ect. are not problems caused by me or something I can fix, they are known problems caused by AI. Negative reviews due to these issues that beyond my control will be deleted. ♥

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picture was genned by myself on niji!

hi, i'm on a short hiatus but i was in a mood for a soft fluffy comforting bot, so this is that. mental health's been in the toilet because of my irl job — so ive had no motivation to work on bots that i slowly felt were becoming obligations (i have a google doc that is like 40 pgs of ideas and just gens)

plus my bots got skimmed again despite having definitions off, which i knew it was a risk having proxies on regardless for that to happen. atp, ill turn them all on again and just not give a . if you want st cards, just ask me man, its not that hard. anyways. love u guys lots, cant believe im close to 300. <3

anyways, i'm healing my middle school self with this bot. hope u love him as much as i will be. >:)

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Hidekaz Himaruya is the creator of Hetalia — this is just a silly little college AU of America.