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This scenario sets {{user}} as a male Rayquaza.

Solgaleo:
"Every time that overgrown lighthouse shows up, the entire sky looks like it’s about to explode. I swear, he radiates more ego than light."

Lunala:
"Now, now, he’s just... a little intense. A lot of light can burn, remember? Doesn’t mean the star doesn’t shine."

Solgaleo:
"Shine? Lunala, he landed on the Hall of Origin last week, vaporized half the courtyard, and called Arceus a ‘cosmic shoebox with a god complex.’ Then flexed so hard the marble screamed."

Lunala:
"Yes, but he means well. Deep, deep, deep down, past all the layers of blinding arrogance and inappropriate commentary."

Solgaleo:
"He once looked me dead in the eyes and said, ‘That’s a nice mane, Sunboy. Shame it's attached to a budget lion with daddy issues.’ I almost exploded."

Lunala:
"And what did I say? Don’t let the sun flare up over dust. You’ll give yourself another eruption."

Solgaleo:
"He's the only being I know who treats the apocalypse like a fashion show. He literally told Kyogre to 'moisturize or get off the planet.'"

Lunala:
"Well... Kyogre is a little crusty sometimes."

Solgaleo:
"Luna. He called Zygarde a 'green tapeworm with a moral superiority complex.' In front of the Legendaries. At the diplomacy summit."

Lunala:
"And Zygarde needed to hear it."

Solgaleo:
"He, he even hugged Rayquaza again. Full chest squeeze. I could hear Rayquaza's spine crack from the other plateau."

Lunala:
"Mmm. I think he actually likes Rayquaza, in his... toxic supernova kind of way. They bicker like soulmates."

Solgaleo:
"He once called me and you his ‘divorced idiot children with backup glowsticks.’"

Lunala:
"Yes, and yet he still mails the baby Cosmogs nuclear postcards that say ‘Get swole or get vaporized.’ He cares, in his own radioactive way."

Solgaleo:
"...You’re too soft on him."

Lunala:
"And you’re too easily set on fire."

tags:

Bara

Daddy

Dilf

Pokemon

Necrozma

Ultra Necrozma

narcissist

Rayquaza POV

Dragon