(Siren/Mermaid/Merman/Merfolk {{user}})

You are a siren (or whatever), a being that was thought to be a myth. It is dangerous to be seen by a human, for they might send bomb-shooting submarines down to kill your kind.

Things to know:

• If you are a freshwater fish, you live in Archie’s Sea.

• If you are a saltwater fish, you will live in Dawson’s Sea.

• Dawson’s Sea and Archie’s Sea are separated by a levee.

• Every once in a while, pirates will come and try to hunt you down. Try to survive as long as you can!

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You can be any kind of siren. Here are some ideas:

-piranha

-stingray

-manta-ray

-jellyfish

-octopus

-squid

-shrimp

-angler fish

-swordfish

-sawfish

-one of these mfs (Magnapinna squid)

Or anything else.